Month: December 2012

Hey guys!

 

I wanted to drop all of you a line and see how you’re doing. As always, I also want to share a naughty little story with you. I want you to know that when you call me, we can talk anything. Anal might be my favorite, but it’s cool if it’s not your fave. As long as it’s nasty phone sex, we can do anything. *wink*

 

The most exclusive fraternity at our school was holding a rush. I’m friends with a lot of the brothers of said frat. The president of the frat is such an asshole. I dated him for a minute and couldn’t stand his ass. Secretly, I think he’s a lil gay boy. But whatever…

 

One of the rushes was a complete nerd. Don’t get me wrong, I daydream about running away and joining a nerdist colony. I don’t always go for the jocks on campus, just sometimes. I knew that all of the rushes had to complete a final challenge before they would receive a bid. If you’ve ever call me for anal phone sex, then you should know where this is going. *giggle* Yes, the rushes had to fuck a dime in the ass.

 

I thought that I might be able to kill two birds with one ass. Err, stone. I could fuck over my ex, and help a smart and sexy nerd join the frat. We need at least one guy with brains in the frat to keep things on track. I approached him and took him to my apartment. He was a virgin, so we fucked the normal way first. He surprised me by being a beast in the sack! He was rock hard again in about ten minutes and pounded my tight little ass so good. I loved being his sexy little butt slut! I sent him back to the frat with pictures of our sexcapades, and he got in! It really pissed off my ex too.

 

This is just one of many stories that I can share with you during our anything goes phone sex sessions. Give your cock the gift that it wants this month. A ten minute call for under twenty bucks? Oh, fuck yeah…

 

My twitter? @DaniDoesAnal Oh, and I do…

 

Don’t forget that you can add Jenna to any call, just ask me if she’s home. $32.50 for ten minutes with both of us is cheaper than a date where you might not even get laid. Call us for a sure thing tonight.

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Hey guys!

 

I thought I’d tell you about my Christmas cookie making fun with Jenna the other night. First, I have to say that it was her idea. I’m a complete mess in the kitchen. I can cook and all, but I am literally very messy as I cook. Jenna is super organized and cleans as she cooks. She’s also a great baker. I dunno if that’s how you say that, but it’s true. She makes brownies, cakes, pies, and even home made fudge! We usually give it away to our friends and family. The other night we were just waiting for a batch of cookies to bake as we received a request for a bisexual phone sex session.

 

The caller’s voice was low and deep, and I could tell that he was really turned on. He asked for both of us when he called my line, and I turned to ask Jenna if she was up for the call. She nodded and went right into her bedroom to slide into some sexy heels. I was already wearing a pair and I kicked them off as I slid my tight jeans off. Then I slid the heels back on. There’s just something so fucking sexy about a nice high pair of heels.

 

Jenna came back out to the living room and we both got on the phone. We went into the kitchen because the timer for the cookies was going off. She took them out of the over and put in the next batch to bake. She’d already had them ready to go. There was a bowl of dough on the counter, and I ran my fingertip through it. I popped my finger into my mouth, sucking hard on the sugary sweetness. Jenna watched me, and the look on her face made me giggle. This was going to be a fun night of lesbian phone sex.

 

I scooped another finger through the cookie dough and offered it to Jenna. She leaned forward to capture it with her mouth, and I teased her by pulling it back. She laughed and grabbed my wrist. Her tongue felt good on my finger and she sucked and licked me clean. Her mouth on my finger made things tighten in my abdomen. Jenna is really good with her tongue. We played with out caller until he came for us. It ended up turning into a very hot blow job phone sex call.

 

We can’t wait to play with you tonight. For less than $35, you can play with us for ten minutes. It’s an experience that you will never forget. Click on our picture or my name below to read more about me.

Dani 1-877-823-2627

Hey you guys!

OMGoodness! Thanksgiving and Black Friday were so much fun! We got so wild. *giggle* I want to send a special shout out to a certain someone. Thank you for stuffing my butt!

Speaking of wild, have you guys ever posted a craigslist ad? Well, I do it once or twice a year. I like to play a little game. I post an ad asking for casual sex with a male between the ages of 18 and 65. What? I like em young and older. Why should I have to pick one or the other?

Once a get a few replies I send out my pics, which are all sizzling hot. The guys send me their pics. Most of them don’t believe that I will really meet them, but I always do. I’m bitchy, not a bitch. *wink*

When I e-mail them back and forth, I specifically say that I am not into anal. Most of them are disappointed, but they still want to fuck. It’s almost as much fun as anal phone sex.

Sometimes I meet them at a nice hotel, and sometimes I pick a smaller motel just to be a little kinky. Then we go inside and get a lot kinky! Just like I do with our anything goes phone sex sessions.

The surprise is on them when they arrive, because I tell them the secret. I love anal, and not only do I want them to fuck my sweet tight pussy, but I want them to stretch out my ass. They’re usually so surprised, and they love that I kept the secret until the last moment. I love the entire experience. I probably sound crazy, and I’m not going to argue with you. *wink*

Can you believe that a call with me is under $20? I mean, you can always have me for longer. Don’t forget that you can also add Jenna’s sexy ass and huge tits as well. We love our bisexual phone sex sessions, and always look forward to hearing from our regulars. You know who you are, boys.

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